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Monthly Archives: October 2009

Forget those puny mice mazes

All you need is a larger rodent, a military obstacle course, and a nut and you can train your own squirrel assault team…. Though I’m still trying to figure out who is smarter, the squirrel that can traverse this or the human who built it so that the squirrel couldn’t just figure out a shortcut….

Do you hyperventilate when you misplace your iPhone?

Do you get a rush just from booting up your computer? Do you have a compulsion to check your  email  that’s almost painful to fight (insert Facebook for email, if you’re anything like me…) ?  Then you may be a techno addict! And we should totally create a support group… on Facebook.

How to never lose…

“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target” -Ashleigh Brilliant

Guess my age…

I’m so horrible at guessing people’s ages which is why this website is so addicting to me. Though they should have had me guessing sex too, ’cause I had no idea the picture above was of a girl…

Why sunshine rocks!

I have Seasonal Affective Disorder which means I’m solar powered, so I’ve always had a special affinity for the sun. But apparently sunniness affects everything from the stock market to tipping. So, I’m proposing we move Wall Street to Arizona. Economy solved!

Balloon boy is safe but how about the rest of our kids?

Arianna Huffington asks, “How About a Little Coverage of the Millions of  At-Risk Kids Not Trapped in a Balloon (or Hiding in the Attic)?” Humans are built to notice the unusual. It’s a survival instinct. And it’s sad commentary on the world our children live in that homelessness, abuse, and violence are not unusual enough.

Live here, get your uterus removed…

A small town heading toward 70% of its women receiving hysterectomies. Another town with a 75% chance of your kid getting his tonsils out and and the town next door with only a 20% chance. And still another town which has a 107% higher rate of lower back fusions than the rest of the state. [...]

Another guy who makes very pretty pictures

Buy one, get 1/2 off surveillance of your next cheating spouse

Tis the season for surveillance over at Lower the Bar.

In which I contemplate Spanish, English, and Latin roots…

I find the Spanish word for desk (escritorio) so much more descriptive than the English. The Spanish word for “to write” is “escribir,” so escritorio immediately makes you picture a handy place to jot down your thoughts. The English word desk is from the Latin for table, which is rather a disappointingly broad category.