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Category Archives: Quotes

How to Tick People Off (and risk death)

Ask people what gender they are Note: This is a series where I feature a selection off a hilarious list by blogger Joe Crawford about How to Tick People Off.

How to Tick People Off (really rich, old people)

Sing along at the opera. Note: This is a series where I feature a selection off a hilarious list by blogger Joe Crawford about How to Tick People Off.

How to Tick People Off (and live dangerously)

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. Note: This is a series where I feature a selection off a hilarious list by blogger Joe Crawford about How to Tick People Off.

How to Tick People Off (in, this case, your boss)

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss. Note: This is a series where I feature a selection off a hilarious list by blogger Joe Crawford about How to Tick People Off.

That’s about right

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.(1) – Attributed to Frank Zappa

How to Tick People Off (using office supplies)

Staple pages in the middle of the page. Note: This is a series where I feature a selection off a hilarious list by blogger Joe Crawford about How to Tick People Off.

Most of Life Goes Like This

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. (1) -Douglas Adams 1. ThinkExist.com

I know people like this…

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. (1) – Attributed to Abraham Lincoln

This is so true…

“Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.” (1) – Attributed to Montaigne

Last ditch option

“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” (1) -Abba Eban