The Civil War Through the Eyes of a Baby

By Gwen | Filed in Quotes

On the night of the bombing of Fort Sumter, Southern aristocrat Mary Boykin Chestnut described the night spent waiting and listening. (via the Civil War Today iPad app)

Louisa Hamilton came here now. This is a sort of news center. Jack Hamilton, her handsome young husband, has all the credit of a famous battery, which is made of rail road iron. Mr. Petigru calls it the boomerang, because it throws the balls back the way they came ; so Lou Hamilton tells us.

During her first marriage, she had no children; hence the value of this lately achieved baby. To divert Louisa from the glories of ” the Battery,” of which she raves, we asked if the baby could talk yet. ” No, not exactly, but he imitates the big gun when he hears that.

He claps his hands and cries Boom, boom. 

Her mind is distinctly occupied by three things: Lieutenant Hamilton, whom she calls ” Randolph,” the baby, and the big gun, and it refuses to hold more.

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From Dwarf to Giant in 15 years

By Gwen | Filed in Cool Links

As I recall, one of the most difficult parts of being a teenager was that your body quickly outpaced your motor skills’ ability to keep up. It’s hard to be graceful when your head isn’t where you think it is. Which is why I stopped in the middle of the sidewalk today, cocked my head to one side, and stared inanely into space considering the Wkipedia entry of one Adam Rainer, an early 19th century dwarf who, due to a slight pituitary gland problem, went from being 4 ft 6 in at the age of 18 to 7 ft 8 in at age 31. The post enigmatically says that as “a result of his gigantism, he became bedridden for the rest of his life.” I personally think his body just couldn’t figure out where to put all the extra limbage when he walked and so flatly refused to try.

But why take Wikipedia’s word for it? True,  I can’t seem to pin Britannica or Websters down on any statement about Mr. Rainer, but I did check in the Guinness Book of World Records, and it does seem to verify the story, though they list Adam’s starting height at under 4 ft. So there you go, Wikipedia was even being conservative in their estimates. That’s prudence.

 

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Study Break #2

By Gwen | Filed in Study Breaks

Your brain works better if you give it frequent short breaks, so before you get back to studying, or working, or whatever you’re not doing in order to read this, follow the below links for a well-deserved respite!

Click through for Zensomething to think about

click for cuteness

Click here for something

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Kitty Buddha Says

By Gwen | Filed in Quotes

Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill. Buddha

Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.
-Buddha-

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Study Break #1

By Gwen | Filed in Study Breaks

Your brain works better if you give it frequent short breaks, so before you get back to studying, or working, or whatever you’re not doing in order to read this, follow the below links for a well-deserved respite!

Click through for ZenClick here to be amused

Click here for something cool!

Click for some truly useless information!

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THIS is Why I Find Ikea Exhausting

By Gwen | Filed in Uncategorized

I refuse to go to Ikea more than once a year. Frankly, that store is exhausting. There is no quick trip to Ikea – just to make a single pass through the store takes an hour and most trips extend to 3 or 4 hours. Which is why I’m not surprised that the Daily Mail asserts that Ikea makes their stores an impenetrable maze on purpose. First, because if you stay in the store longer, the more you buy. But also (heads up, the Daily Mail is British so trolley = shopping cart):

… the trick is that because the lay-out is so confusing you know you won’t be able to go back and get it later, so you pop it in your trolley as you go past.

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British guy Murat presents an interesting hypothesis as encapsulated in his title:

If Facebook Knows When People Break Up And Google Can Predict Flu Outbreaks, Does LinkedIn Know When Companies Are In Trouble?

Basically, his theory is that as a company starts to have the pangs of potential disaster more and more of their employees will start logging onto LinkedIn to spruce up their resumes. Ergo, a company with a sudden uptick in log-ins might be inferred to be listing badly, no?

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The Smithsonian presents a rather bizarre photograph of Elvis meeting Nixon along with the even more bizarre story behind the encounter.

[Elvis] decided that what he really wanted was a badge from the federal Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs back in Washington. “The narc badge represented some kind of ultimate power to him,” Priscilla Presley would write in her memoir, Elvis and Me. “With the federal narcotics badge, he [believed he] could legally enter any country both wearing guns and carrying any drugs he wished.”

On the red-eye to Washington, Elvis scribbled a letter to President Nixon. “Sir, I can and will be of any service that I can to help the country out,” he wrote.

“Presley indicated that he thought the Beatles had been a real force for anti-American spirit. The President then indicated that those who use drugs are also those in the vanguard of anti-American protest.”"I’m on your side,” Elvis told Nixon, adding that he’d been studying the drug culture and Communist brainwashing. Then he asked the president for a badge from the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.

Seriously, check out the rest of the article. The Smithsonian is awesome.

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We continue our saga in gentle appreciation of Wikipedia with a look at their coverage of a North Korean propaganda campaign whose slogan can be roughly translated as “Let’s trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle.”

[The campaign] claimed that hair length can affect human intelligence, in part because of the deprivation to the rest of the body of nutrients required for hair to grow.

Ah, classic North Korea!

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ACHOO!

By Gwen | Filed in Uncategorized

And my love affair with Wikipedia continues! This time with a nod to the obviously entertainment-deprived scientists who spent valuable time trying to come up with a way to use the acronym ACHOO for a sneezing disorder. They succeeded with Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioophthalmic Outburst Syndrome – a disorder where odd stimuli cause sneezing, such as bright lights or eating til full (the clever scientists call this snatiation. Ho ho.)

The craziest thing about this disorder though is the fact that it supposedly affects 18-35 percent of the human population. Which means that of the four people who read this blog, there’s a good chance one of us has it. I hope it’s me and my stimuli is standing in showers of hundred dollar bills, so when I start sneezing uncontrollably I won’t care one bit. OR I hope it’s one of you and your stimuli is reading Wikipedia articles about Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioophthalmic Outburst Syndrome which would be deliciously ironic (or would it? I can never keep track of the proper use of irony). Anyway, if you start sneezing uncontrollably when you click on the below link, please run screaming to your nearest facebook or commenting section – inquiring minds want to know!

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